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***Man comes home,

finds his wife with his friend in bed.

He shoots his friend and kills him.

Wife says : > >"If you behave like this, you will lose ALL your friends".

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***A small Boy wrote to Santa Claus, "send me a brother"

Santa wrote back, " SEND ME YOUR MOTHER"

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***What is the definition of Mistress?

Someone between the Mister and Mattress

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***Husband asks: "Do u know that the meaning of WIFE is:

W ithout
I nformation
F ighting
E very-time

Wife replies: " No,......It means:

W ith
I diot
F or
E ver !!!"

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***What's the difference between stress, tension and panic?

Stress is when wife is pregnant,...

Tension is when girlfriend is pregnant.

Panic is when both are pregnant.

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***Grammar Teacher: Do you know the importance of a period?

Kid: Yeah, once my sister said she has missed one, my mom fainted,

dad got a heart attack

and our driver ran away

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***A young boy asks his Dad :"What is the difference between confident and confidential?

Dad says: "You are my son, I'm confident about that. Your friend over there, is also my son, THAT is confidential.